Mamdani's Snowcialism
Five IDs for a Shovel (But None to Vote!)
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Commie Mamdani is waking up to more than just the specter of a blizzard mother-nature style: He's waking up to a blizzard of mocking criticism after his glaringly hypocritical call for emergency "snow shoverlers" requiring 5 forms of ID for them to earn 19 bucks and hour during this coming blizzard. I'm calling it "Snowcialism". Give a listen ...
Title: Five IDs for a Shovel
(But None for the Vote)
[Verse 1]
Snow's pilin' up on the Brooklyn blocks,
Mamdani's on TV, sayin' "Grab your socks!
Be an emergency hero, earn nineteen bucks an hour,
Clear the sidewalks, feel the socialist power!"
But hold up, comrade, don't rush to the garage,
Bring your paperwork, it's a full-on barrage.
Two little photos, passport-style and square,
Two original IDs—make sure they're there!
[Pre-Chorus]
Plus copies, oh yes, and your Social Security card,
That's five forms total—man, this is hard!
Gotta prove you're you just to lift some snow,
But hey, it's for equity... or so they say, bro.
[Chorus]
Five IDs to shovel snow,
But vote? Nah, that's Jim Crow 2.0!
Disenfranchise the masses? That's voter suppression,
Unless you're flinging flakes—then pass inspection!
DSA's screamin' "ID laws are racist and mean!"
But to join the snow crew? Bring the whole damn scene!
Hypocrisy so thick you could shovel it too,
Welcome to New York, where the rules twist for you!
[Verse 2]
"Threat to our democracy!" they cry and they wail,
Voter ID's a plot to put minorities in jail.
Women, people of color—can't get to the booth,
Without that racist plastic card—here's the truth!
But if you wanna help when the blizzard hits town,
Better dig out your wallet, don't wear a frown.
SS card mandatory, no exceptions allowed,
'Cause shovelin' snow's where the real fraud's avowed!
[Pre-Chorus]
Two photos to prove that your face ain't a lie,
Two IDs plus copies—reach for the sky!
It's not suppression when it's for the city crew,
Only elections need freedom—now grab that brew.
[Chorus]
Five IDs to shovel snow,
But vote? Nah, that's Jim Crow 2.0!
Protect the ballot? Nah, that's too extreme,
But protect the pavement? Live the dream!
DSA comrade, Mayor Mamdani's call:
"Shovel for the people!"—but show us it all.
Snowcialism's here, with a bureaucratic twist,
Vote any way you want—just don't assist!
[Bridge ]
Look, if you can't get two IDs and a card,
You probably shouldn't be shovelin' hard.
But droppin' a ballot? No questions asked,
'Cause democracy dies... when we check who's masked?
Makes perfect sense in 2026,
Snow's gotta be safe—votes? Take your pick!
[Final Chorus]
Five IDs to shovel snow!
(But voter ID? Oh no, no, no!)
Minorities and women—disenfranchised and sad,
Unless they're clearin' drifts—then they're not so bad!
Mamdani's logic, sharp as a frozen plow,
Rules for thee, but not for thou!
So grab your shovel—if you got the stack,
Of five damn IDs... and don't look back!
[Outro – fading sarcastic laugh]
Stay warm, New York... or just stay home.
The revolution's buried under paperwork foam.
Yeah... five IDs. For snow.
But democracy? Nah, let it flow.
This is original work is produced by AK Darvinson with a combination of observation, critical thinking, insight, heart, compassion, passion, creativity, and technology. All rights are reserved. Free sharing is encouraged. Commercial use via license only.
They hypocritical shot heard 'round the world ...
Mamdani Slammed for Requiring Five Forms of ID to Shovel Snow While His Socialist Party Says No Voter ID Is Needed at Polls
- By R. Ghosh
- February 22, 2026 16:46 +08
"New York City's lefty mayor Zohran Mamdani opposes voter ID requirements at the polls but city rules reportedly demand as many as five different forms of identification just to be authorized to shovel snow."
NYC blizzard warning: Mamdani's ‘shoveling snow’ appeals ridiculed for needing ID; ‘can’t make this up'
Zohran Mamdani's appeals to New Yorkers to help shovel snow were met with ridicule over the alleged need of an ID, even as a blizzard warning was sounded.
Published on: Feb 22, 2026 9:20 AM IST
By Shuvrajit Das Biswas
"New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani's appeals to the people of the city to help shovel snow were met with ridicule. The Democrat addressed people as New York City came under a blizzard warning. Mamdani's appeal was met with backlash over the apparent need of an identity proof (ID) to register and help clear the snow."
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